Liverpooli mängija James Milner otsustas omale lõpuks teha ametliku Twitteri kasutaja. Kelle jaoks ta selle huvitav tegi? Kogu tema olemus on juba Twitteris kokku võetud.
Teade Milneri värskest kasutajast:
I know he isn’t boring but you now have the opportunity to find out for yourselves. He has finally done it: @JamesMilner pic.twitter.com/MKUkGhGUoh
— Matthew Buck (@MatthewBuck78) March 22, 2018
Stiilinäited juba eksisteerivast Milneri kasutajast:
Just seen Mo Salah in the changing room, I said Oh you made it out? He said Made it out of what? I said Ashley Young’s pocket.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 10, 2018
I’m trying to decide how to best prepare for the Man Utd v Liverpool derby tomorrow. What do you guys think?
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 9, 2018
Some might think that beating Dortmund 4-3 at Anfield was my favourite game in a Liverpool shirt, but that 0-0 draw against Porto just pips it. It had everything.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 6, 2018
The weather this morning calls for an extra strong cup of tea so I’ll probably leave the bag in for around 10-15 seconds longer than usual. #StormEmma
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 1, 2018
The weather forecast said it was going to snow this week, and it was right because it definitely has been snowing this week.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 28, 2018
I really thought we would beat Swansea tonight because they're bottom of the league. I said to Jürgen Isn’t it funny how we beat Man City last week and they are top of the league but then lost to Swansea this week, who are bottom of the league. He said Not now, James.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 22, 2018
I just told Virgil Van Dijk that I used to play for Manchester City. He said Yes, I already knew that James. I said Oh. Really Virgil? He said Yes, James. It was so funny.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 14, 2018
It feels so good to have a Saturday off, I’m going to make the most of it and help Virgil van Dijk settle into Liverpool life by giving him a tour of all the local post offices.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 6, 2018
Still waiting for him to confirm though…
Jordan Henderson just invited me out tomorrow night for my birthday but my top bedroom drawer isn't going to sort itself out is it? pic.twitter.com/pqdTvCrJjU
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 4, 2018
Jürgen Klopp wants us to get an early night before the Derby tomorrow but he doesn't realise it's my birthday. I always spring clean my garage today.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 4, 2018
Here is a list of Christmas presents I received:
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 26, 2017
2018 Calendar
A set of pens
Pyjamas (Novelty)
Pyjamas (Serious)
A belt
A kettle
A mug & coaster set
Tea bags
If you boil your kettle at exactly 11:56:01 on New Years Eve, you will have made a cup of tea at exactly midnight.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 20, 2017
Start your New Year off right.
I'm very happy that I got a hat-trick of assists tonight. I think i'll celebrate with three sugars in my cup of tea. One for each assist.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 6, 2017
I said to Mo Salah Congratulations on scoring your 18th goal of the season. He said Have I really scored that many? I said Yes, you have. You scored 17 goals before tonight and because you scored 1 that means you've scored 18. He said Thanks, James. I said No problem.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 6, 2017
I really thought I was going to score that penalty tonight. But then the goalkeeper saved it. So I didn’t score. I missed instead.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) November 1, 2017
I asked Lovren if he was injured. He said Yes. I said I thought so because you weren't playing very well. He said Not now James. I said Ok.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 22, 2017
#TBT to yesterday.... when I wasn't on Twitter! 👋🏻 pic.twitter.com/TJy4RxHZJx
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 22, 2018
You know you’ve made it when someone makes a parody account of you. Welcome to Twitter @JamesMilner
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 22, 2018
